ASK DR. SCIENCE

Query:
 > Jellicle Kat
Ok, so here's the facts:
Smurfette does not have a post-childbirth physique; AND
Besides, she's just one Smurf; AND
Sassette is clearly underage.

All jokes about recreational procreation aside, where did Baby Smurf (and presumably the rest of them) come from? Don't throw me the bit about a "stork" and that "once in a blue moon" stuff, because I'm not buying.

 

The Experts Respond:
 > Matrix Smurf
We don't just live in mushroom houses, if you get my drift.

 > Gargamel

Surely you're not suggesting...

 

 > Headless Smurf
Oh yes. You could say I'm a real "fun guy".

 > Gargamel
Well, then, it's a good thing I never caught any of you woodland vermin. I'm allergic to mushrooms.