ASK DR. SCIENCE

Query:
 > Mr Kraw
I have a coworker who bought out the remaining stock of Dreamcast titles at our local Wal-Mart for 5 bucks a pop and has proceeded (with success, I might add) to sell them on eBay for no less than 3 times what he paid for them. (depending on title, of course, I know he had at least 2 copies each of Phantasy Star Online and Quake 3 Arena and 4 copies of NFL 2k1 which are selling for more) Once he sells the lot of them, he'll have a tidy profit to show, but at what cost? I told him he's going straight to hell for exploiting the dead. What do you guys think?

 

The Experts Respond:
 > Sadi Carnot
Now, really, are we the proper people to ask regarding the morality of exploiting the dead?

 > Sonic the Hedgehog

He's just another nail in our self-made coffin, I fear. I'm sorry, but if you're expecting me to express anything other than self-pity, you've brought up the wrong subject. Just tell your friend that I hope he's happy...

 

 > Dr. Ivo Robotnik, Esq.
...when he's burning in the darkest, hottest pits of Inferno! MWAHAHAHAHA!

 > Sonic the Hedgehog
MWAHAHAHAHA!

 > Lab Man
MWAHAHAHAHA!

 > Mega Man
Oh look, it's Lab Man. Ha ha ha. Jerks.