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> Megaman Volnutt
	You know, it works equally well in reverse.

> Tron Bonne

So, cutie, when are you gonna make me an honest woman?

> Megaman Volnutt

Tron, I'm at least one thousand years old.

> Kit

One thousand years old?

> Megaman Volnutt

Sure, you think that's old. One thousand years old.

> Gollum

But what do you know?

> Dr. Thomas Light

Anyway... while there is no known universal law that relates agressive attention with age, there is a well-known biological reason.

> Testosterone

ASL PLZ???/

> Jesirah
	Why is it that men my age are practically oblivious to my very existence, yet I can garner a marriage proposal from a 17 year old?? What's the scientific principle/logic/law behind that one???!?

> Megaman Volnutt
	Sure, you think that's old. One thousand years old.

> Dr. Thomas Light
	Anyway... while there is no known universal law that relates agressive attention with age, there is a well-known biological reason.