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> Bird Bots
	Oh, baby, we're doctors all right, just show us where it hurts.

> Tron Bonne

Blast it, did Loath program the lot of you to be oversexed, or is it a program glitch?

> Bird Bots

Biznatch, we're produced by Funkitech, Incorporated. We come equipped with stereophonic, funk-producin', disco-inducin' twin magnetic funk receptors!

> Tron Bonne

Surely you don't mean...

> Bird Bots

Oh yeah, we're perfect for bumpin', you see. WIND US UP!

> Tron Bonne

But he's sick.

> Bird Bots

Say what? We don't touch damaged goods. Later.

> Roll

Thank goodness that's over. Now, to answer your question. There are different types of the flu, and your symptoms are indicative of one type. Usually, the strains that include nausea and stomach pain are lumped into the general category of "stomach flu". Most strains complete their cycle within 24 hours, so I suppose this answer is moot, as you're probably already better.

> Bunsen Honeydew

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> RoboChicken
	What are the most common symptoms of the flu? I've been feeling dizzy with coughing spells and occasional uncontrollable shivers. Someone told me it might be flu, but I always thought there was stomach discomfort and vomiting involved. You people ARE doctors, right?

> Bird Bots
	Biznatch, we're produced by Funkitech, Incorporated. We come equipped with stereophonic, funk-producin', disco-inducin' twin magnetic funk receptors!

> Bird Bots
	Oh yeah, we're perfect for bumpin', you see. WIND US UP!

> Roll
	Thank goodness that's over. Now, to answer your question. There are different types of the flu, and your symptoms are indicative of one type. Usually, the strains that include nausea and stomach pain are lumped into the general category of "stomach flu". Most strains complete their cycle within 24 hours, so I suppose this answer is moot, as you're probably already better.

> Bunsen Honeydew
	Ask Dr. Science, where we answer your questions, just not on time.