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> Bird Bots
	Hey baby, let's forget this football, and make it you, us and a bottle of 10W40. We'll get it on, funky bot style. chickachickachickaBOWwow

> Professor Utonium

BOX!

> Bird Bots

You'd best not get in the way of the Pimp Daddy Bird Bots and fine, fine robotic love, or you'll be the one in the box, ya dig?

> Steve Spurrier

STOP THIS AT ONCE! See, this, this is why I'm ready for football. Oh, I'm ready, Mr. Chicken. However, I don't think football's ready for me.

> Rick Pitino

I wouldn't get to cocky about moving to the pros yet, Steve. People remember those kinds of things.

> Bird Bots
	You'd best not get in the way of the Pimp Daddy Bird Bots and fine, fine robotic love, or you'll be the one in the box, ya dig?

> Steve Spurrier
	STOP THIS AT ONCE! See, this, this is why I'm ready for football. Oh, I'm ready, Mr. Chicken. However, I don't think football's ready for me.

> Rick Pitino
	I wouldn't get to cocky about moving to the pros yet, Steve. People remember those kinds of things.

> RoboChicken
	Are YOU ready for some FOOTBALL?