ASK DR. SCIENCE

Query:
 >Gandalf
is it secret!? is it safe?

 

The Experts Respond:
 > Frodo
It was, until that... THING stole it from me!

 > Sonic the Hedgehog

Sorry, you know me and rings, biznatch. On the bright side, nothing's gettin' it now.

 

 > Frodo
You don't mean...

 >Sonic the Hedgehog
That's right, foo'. I melted it down for gold teeth.

 > Frodo
Gold Teeth... OF DOOM!