ASK DR. SCIENCE

Query:
 > Pirate Wench
How does the little man in the refrigerator know exactly when I am going to open the door?

 

The Experts Respond:
 > Gargamel
These little men in your refrigerator, were they blue? That variety can hear you coming a mile away, you blundering clod!

 >Headless Smurf

Smell. We can smell you coming a mile away. And Gargamel, you stink.

 

 > Bigmouth!
EEP! Me see headless Smurf! Me am scared!

 > Headless Smurf
BOOGUM!

 > Boy on A Stick
I cry when the magic of my childhood is destroyed.

 >Slither
Some pie will cheer you up. It's in the fridge.

 > Matrix Smurf

Well, time to go to work.