ASK DR. SCIENCE

Query:
 > Speaker
I have 16 tickets for Lord Of The Rings, opening night...
can it possibly live up to my expectations, or should i start crying now?

 

The Experts Respond:
 > Sonic the Hedgehog
Yo yo yo, I be the only lord of the rings in this heezy!

 > Dr. Ivo Robotnik, Esq.

You'll never escape, hip hop hero!

 

 > Parappa the Rapper
Don't be steppin' on my turf, playa hatas.

 > Albert Einstein
16 tickets, you must have 4 square friends.

 >Lucca Ashtear
Al, we need to get you out more often. Why don't you come with me to see Lord of the Rings? From what I gather, it should be BEYOND ALL EXPECTATIONS.

 > Parappa the Rapper
A movie date? Woo!

 > Tron Bonne
But you're 16, and he's dead!

 > Sadi Carnot
'ey dere, cherie. You would like in on ze deceased action, non? We could go on ze double date, what do you say?

 > Tron Bonne
Dead French guys are so cute!

 > Albert Einstein
Besides, Tron, age is just relative.

 > Rush, the Wonder Dog
Al, of all the things you were, "humorist" wasn't one of them.