ASK DR. SCIENCE

Query:
 > NotSpeaker
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

The Experts Respond:
 > Professor Utonium
Well, well, I'm quite impressed. It took 6 days before someone asked us that, which means we outlasted the Conversatron and the True Meaning of Life by about 5 days.

 > Bird Bots
Well, both those sites do generate a lot more traffic than we do....

 > Professor Utonium
DO YOU WANT TO GO BACK TO THE BOX?

 > Bird Bots
NO! We'll be good!